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Grits eh? Reminds me of a Laurie Anderson spoken word story from New Jersey Turnpike. What, you want me to repeat it? Oh go on then.
"I knew this English guy who was driving around down the South, he stopped at a restaurant and saw grits on the menu, he'd never heard of grits before, so he asked the waitress "What are grits?". The waitress replied "grits are .50". "Yes, but what ARE they?". "Grits are extra". "Yes... I'll have the grits please"
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