children, children... please stop before you hear the splat of my ejaculate as it hits the computer screen... i am not responsible for ruined blue dresses, sticky moustaches, or whatever might be on the way 
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edit: i decided to blank this out as it was meant as a discouragment , not a participation (i
was trying to be over the top as a warning rather of grotesque things). now, however. that... shit happene... i don't find this necessary anymore...