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Originally Posted by Savage Clone
Well, then the past few years of hipsterdom should suit your tastes fine, what with the whole place being overrun by noisenik gnomes with beards down to their belts.
Personally, I'm not into it. Looks cool on really old wizard guys though. Beards still beat moustaches any day of the week, but they all say Itchy to me.
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What is Pogonophobia?
Defined as "a persistent, abnormal, and unwarranted fear of beards", each year this surprisingly common phobia causes countless people needless distress.
they dont itch very much, but when they get past your neck in length, you tend to wake up with a mouth and nose full of beard, that is until they start to dread up. I regret cutting my dreaded beard everyday, but the world just couldn't handle the combination of white dude plus dreads plus dreaded beard, something had to give... alas alas
this is my brethren Wadi Gad's dread beard:
