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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
vam,pires suck
you can't get a hard-on, you cannot make sweet sweet monkey love to a woman, you cannot enjoy a tasty delicacy, you eat blood and sht out some sort of nasty ass gruel, looking like black tar heroin and smelling of rust.
on the plus side they are near immortal
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What if you
could make sweet sweet monkey love to women, but all the other vampire clauses still apply- would you become a vampire?