[demonrail666]

Originally Posted by gmku

My solution: these 8 songs are in an invisible loop in the air. You say a command, like "Songs on," and the music begins.

The guitar is stored, in its case, in a climate-controlled, weather-proof bunker.

I have two copies of the book, but FedEx implanted a chip in both to detect when either becomes damaged, in which case they overnight, at no expense to me, fresh new copies.

That's the spirit!