[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by This Is Not Here

I just came back from New York last week, and seriously, hats off to you under-21 american posters, I really can't imagine what it would be like to not be allowed in bars and clubs at my age. I mean, I realise age restrictions sure as shit don't stop you drinking, getting high and enjoying yourselves, but clubs are such an integeral part of my weekends and social life to not have that would be... brutal, to say the least. I guess lenient establishments and fake I.Ds are the way to go, then?

be friends with the owner.

or grow some boobs.