Describe a perfect day for you.
No work! On holiday in somewhere like Melbourne or Rio having a whale of a time.
What WOULDN'T you do for love?
Double anal or fisting.
Just who is the King Shag Corpse?
I'd say Shane MacGowan these days.
Do you like or hate public displays of affection?
Sober - it angries up my blood
Drunk - I become so lovey and soft it's frankly embarrassing
What word or phrase is guaranteed to angry up your blood?
"And then I turned round to him/her and said..."
Which SYG boardie would you like to go out for a massive drinking session with?
Too many to mention, but right now - Cantankers, Kegmama, This Is Not Here, !@#$%!, and the floatingslowly/girlgun tag team (these don't include boardies I do drink with/have met in real life)
Have you ever had a secret crush on a good friend of yours?
Oh Gawd, yes. Mention the name "Victoria" to me and you'll see me squirm, alright.
Are you a day person or a night owl?
Currently a night owl - daytime at work sucks.
Are you a fan of trash TV (Jerry Springer, Judge Judy, The X Factor, Big Brother etc)? If so, name yer fave trash TV thing right now.
I have a weakness for Jerry Springer and Judge Judy.
Which piece of music is guaranteed to make you cry at the moment?
Something by The Carpenters, say, um, "We've Only Just Begun".
Describe your fave Mark E Smith anecdote/interview quote.
The one where he signed a fan's white T-shirt in the mid-80's with "I AM A MONG". Also callking Marc Riley a "flapping mong".
For whom would you die for?
Close family, friends and other loved ones.
Do you feel that romance is wonderful, or an over-rated pile of crap?
It can be amazing, but also quite embarrassing when I'm too, er, loved-up for my own good.
Which is your favourite country or city that you've travelled to?
Melbourne, Australia.
Which currently "hot" musician/actor/actress would you love to have a tumble with?
Male: Christian Bale (Hot!)
Female: Maggie Gyllenhaal.
What's you fave/funniest gig-going experience?
When I saw Desalvo two years ago, the singer passed me the mike (I was on stage), and I shouted out "Ich bin ein Cocksucker!" to the bemused audience.
And finally: What is yer fave Elvis Presley song?
"That's Alright Mama" right at this moment.