Describe a perfect day for you.
The day I win the lottery
What WOULDN'T you do for love?
Tell the truth.
Just who is the King Shag Corpse?
Erm, Boba Fett?
Do you like or hate public displays of affection?
Absolutely hate them.
What word or phrase is guaranteed to angry up your blood?
Aw bless.
Which SYG boardie would you like to go out for a massive drinking session with?
Floatingslowly's mum.
Have you ever had a secret crush on a good friend of yours?
No
Are you a day person or a night owl?
Night
Are you a fan of trash TV (Jerry Springer, Judge Judy, The X Factor, Big Brother etc)? If so, name yer fave trash TV thing right now.
No
Which piece of music is guaranteed to make you cry at the moment?
Billy Idol's White Wedding
Describe your fave Mark E Smith anecdote/interview quote.
When I was in The Fall he told me I was the most talented man he'd ever worked with. He pleaded with me not to leave and cried when I did.
For whom would you die for?
Nobody.
Do you feel that romance is wonderful, or an over-rated pile of crap?
Wonderful when it works out, hell when it doesn't.
Which is your favourite country or city that you've travelled to?
Cairo
Which currently "hot" musician/actor/actress would you love to have a tumble with?
Nicola from Girls Aloud
What's you fave/funniest gig-going experience?
The time I got stabbed to death at Altamont.
And finally: What is yer fave Elvis Presley song?
American Trilogy
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