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does your back hurt not just on the lower part like usual but all over and the worst back pain imaginable?
TRUTHFULLY YES. BUT MOSTLY MY UPPER BACK.
are you too weak to walk?
ABSOLUTELY.
is it impossible for you to move your neck without feeling like you're going to die?
YES!!!!!
are you partially deaf and suffering tremendous pain in the ears due to severe inflammation and irritation of your eustacian tubes?
NO (I HAVE TO ADMIT)
DO YOU HAVE TO SMOKE MARLBORO FUCKING LIGHTS BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE NORMAL ONES DUE TO SEVERE THROAT AND LUNG PAIN?
NO
But come on. It's only across the road. You'd have been there and back five times over by now. I'll do anything. JUST GET ME RIZLAS!
Oh, and I'm not hung over. I'm just staring death in the face and you don't care. Well fine. I'll just die then. Without a cigarette. Great. Even people on death row get to have a last cigarette. I now officially hate you.
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