Dumbest thing I've done while drunk off of everclear...
Probably when I downloaded Ludacris albums and played them full blast at 3 AM on a Monday on my friend's 4 huge speakers (they're as big as half stacks) and I started dancing like a maniac and then I passed out in a pool of vomit to the tune of "Ho". I woke up with a zebra towel around my head and I apparently sucked on some chick's feet and had gotten completely naked, dunked in a toilet, and tied up in electric cords earlier in the night. I don't remember THAT...
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