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Old 06.03.2006, 04:22 PM   #1
johnnywinternoshow
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I thought of this about a year ago, If toast always lands butter side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what happens when you strap 3kg of toast butter side up to a 3kg cat's back? Will it hover in the air forever? will it land on its side? what do you think?

My friend wrote this on his blog

when walking you saw a friend in the distance and waved to them.
They wave back but, little do you know, it isn't your friend but just somebody who resembles your friend from a distance. They waved to you because, coincidentally, you resemble one of their friends.
You talk to your friend the next day and say you saw them.
They say that they saw you and waved - but this didn't happen. It actually happens that they were involved in a similar situation of seeing somebody who looked like you, and your friend happened to look like somebody knew.
Maybe this went on forever, or maybe the guy you waved to told his friend and his friend said, 'What? I didn't see you at all yesterday'. You can never know that, however.
It's only a hypothetical situation - but for all you know it may have already happened.

any of you got any more?
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