[MellySingsDoom]

Well, Mr Rob, you treat your girlfriend real sweet, then when you and the bothersome pooch are together, say you'll look after the little scamp whilst she goes off to buy a fab new outfit with some cash you just gave her.

Now when she's gone, take the dog and shove it down your trousers, so it gets a goodly dose of man musk. Trust me, after that, the pooch will be as nice as pie to be around.

Should this fail, buy a dog whistle, and when your g/f's back is turned, blow on the thing and watch the little scamp cower in fear. Instant respect gained.

I trust that this may be of some use to you!