greetings, children! I am yr archenemy.
I lust for t
he destruction and butchery of language.
the rending of written words sustains me!
yr words are dying, even though they still drip from yr lips and fingers!!!
hearken!
a day will come, in yr not-so-distant future, when a global-pig-latin will be spoken!
until that day arrives, I shall do what I can to make ready.
LOLOHOLSIHOHOHO!!
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