I think we had this on the old forum but anyway
there's been tons of them over the years, what are your favourites?
Homer Simpson ruins my pig, Cypress Hill steals my orchestra, and now Sonic Youth is in my cooler. Get out of there, you kids!
We salute you our half inflated dark lord
Phish: Woah, this guy is seriously ill..
Hans Moleman: My doctor never told me that... I had to hear it from Phish
Moe: Hey Barney what'll it be?
Barney: I'd like a beer, Moe!
Yoko: I'd like a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat.
Homer: I see these kids now with 'Jive' printed on their shirts, pff. Now I can teach you how to say 'Jive'.
Lisa: Dad, please just drive the car, dad.
Homer: I'm watchin' the road, sweetie. You Jiiiiive turkey. See, you've got to sass it. Quit Jiiiiiiivin' me turkey. You've got to sass it! A turkey is a bad person.
Homer: Oh! We're never going to freak anybody out with this music. I brought something from my personal stash that'll blow some minds [song: up town girl.. she's been livin in her up town world]
Krusty: Here when you say "what I got, you gotta get, and put it in you", how bout just, What i'd like is I'd like to hug and kiss you
Bart: What'd you do? Screw up like the Beatles and say you were bigger than Jesus?
Homer: All the time. It was the title of our second album
The Ramones: I'd just like to say this gig sucks. Hey up yours Springfield. One two three four.....
"Happy Birthday to YOU. Happy Birthday to YOU. Happy Birthday Burnsey, Happy Birthday, TO YOU!"
Go to hell you old bastard
Burns: Smithers, Have the rolling stones killed