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Originally Posted by nicfit
I'm quite hot and soft, but you'd need to bump into me from behind (errrrm.....) not to notice the beard  . |
Honestly dude, I probably wouldn't notice your beard until the following morning. I'd have made eggs for you, and we'd be sitting there eating them quietly, warmly, contentedly. I'd notice a bit of egg caught in the corner of your 'stache, and I'd lean forwards to playfully brush it away. It'd be right about at this moment that it would hit me. I would distinctly bellow "Oh, DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!!!!" Maybe release a nervous fart (although it would be silent from a night's worth of the passage's heavy use.)
Yes, that's how I'd know. Either then or the next day when we were riding a tandem bike together in the park.