What kind of shampoo do you use?
Uh, Pert and some sort of special conditioner that's good for my Jewfro.
What do you sleep in?
Depends on the season. Right now, just a shirt and boxer-briefs.
How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day?
Iunno. Five?
What was the last thing you put into your mouth?
Chewy bar.
Would you say your feet are well-manicured?
Yes.
What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
I don't feel guilty about something I take pleasure in.
What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?
Wata. A lot of my friends aren't into Asian women.
How many windows do you have in your house?
Uh, oh man. *counts* Sixteen.
What is the most you've ever paid for clothing?
I don't remember.
What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries)
^
Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys?
Fuck yeah. I found a box of plastic dinosaurs I used to play with last week. I'm having fun with those now.
What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?
Pee?
Would you say you are "normal"?
Eh, I guess not.
What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom?
This picture my friend drew for me.
Does any specific ethnicity piss you off?
No, never.
Would you say you're a nationalist?
Nah.