[Kloriel]

they left out boogermykthipians

so i'll just add that.


BOOGERMYKTHIPIAN: (JAN 3-17, APR 23-25, JUNE 1-30, OCT 31, DEC 14)

Boogermykthipians drink alcohol and enjoy puzzles. They like to drink and walk through city streets yelling at people regarding puzzles - puzzles could range from actual 40k piece jigsaws to mathematical equations. The point is, these are the people that construct anthems from their blood. More often than not a Boogermykthipian will mention the old days but they won't be talking about previous generations or their youth, they'll be talking about last week. These people MOVE. They would skateboard if skateboards had rockets attatched to them. They are very particular about rocks and minerals and generally put sedimentry over igneious, but this isn't the rule. All Boogermykthipians frown and spit upon metamorphisis rocks. They will drink everclear and fart and scoff at these rocks and call them fencesitters and villanous quaker/gnostic hybrids. These are the people you see jumping around on Thursdays dressed up as ruffians with flails made of icecream and synapse refractors. They collect your trushiglimph with a hazadrash and then unleash valiance tropes against the atmosphere. They cling together in gangs and often mimic the group tendencies of elephant herds. On Rare occasions a Boogermykthipian can be found isolated. This is when to strike. If you can befriend one of these lone walrii then you will gain tusked knowledge into these other places you previously thought only existed in the remote regions of the Zagros Mountain range circa 347 a.d. While their taste in music may range from early reggae to German classical, they have been known to waltz around amusement parks with boomboxes blasting late era Genesis.
Boogermykthipians also enjoy marmite to the extent that they will forgo all bread or crackers, biscuits, lobsters, or any food and just dip their hands into the jar and smear it all over themselves like swine, slurping up every last drop of the stuff.