[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

wait, what?

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

I do hereby agree to give FloSloCo-MgrCo© (a wholly owned FloSloCo© subsidiary) rights to 65% of my net-generated posting-profits in exchange for 1 (one) peanut butter and jelly sammich.

I agree that the services provided by FloSloCo-MgrCo© do not necessitate any real actions on the part of the Sonic Youth Gossip poster "floatingslowly" and I hearby relinquish "floatingslowly" from any and all future debts and liability incurred by my user name "Everyneurotic".

I agree to convince Matador Records© to release funds to either "floatingslowly" or FloSloCo-MgrCo© in the amount of 1,000,000 (Euros not USD) or the entire marketing budget (whichever sum is greater) in exchange for 1 (one) semi-used bespoke 14-carat gold eagle statuette after the span of 12 months has elapsed. I will blog this request until my fingers bleed.

I agree to allow all personal representation of myself to be made by "floatingslowly" in the event of my absence.

Signed: ___X___

I hope this helps.