ok, let's apply a bit of science since im fed up witht he "oooh its me" shit.
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SCORPIO (Oct 24 - Nov 21)Drinking style: Don't ever tell Scorpios they've had enough, for they'llsmirk at you and quietly but intentionally keep tippling till they're hog-whimperingdrunk, out of 100-proof spite.
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bullshit. other people don't control me. what the fuck.
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Scorpios like to drink, and screw you ifyou have a problem with that.
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mmm, who doesn't? raise your hand if you don't give a shit about my opinion of your drinking. yeah, i thought so...
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Most of them see the sauce as somethingto savor in itself, and not as a personality-altering tool -
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er... so everyone who buys single malt scotches, good wines, premium bourbons, everyone who likes a good cocktail, everyone who much rather have a nice drink than a fucking swig of stove alcohol, every customer of this multibillion dollar premium drink industry is a scorpio? hm yeah, we are legion, right...?
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though ifdepressed, self-loathing Scorps seek total obliteration.
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i never drink when a) angry, b) depressed. a lot of people do, they are called lame alkies. all alkies = scorpios?
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But generally,they're fascinating drinking pals, brilliantconversationalists and dizzyingflirts.
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who wouldn't wanna be told they are fucking brilliant, etc? everyone will say "oh yeah that's me maaaan".
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They also remember everything -- especially what you did when youwere blitzed.
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well i always fucking remember everything even shit people posted here 5 years ago.
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Only drink with a Scorpio who likes you.
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only drink with a paranoid schizophrenic who likes you. i mean, who the fuck likes to drink with people who don't like them? i mean-- even masochism has its limits.