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I'm just running in by myself as I drive back. 10 minutes max. I always get weird looks in the mall alone. Going to make fun of people is fun though. So is sitting on benches pretending to read with someone and making fun of passerby.
My friend making fun of muscle-bound moron: "'He he. I'm so fly in my gym shorts and wife-beater'"
Me: "What's best is when their arms get so big they can't reach things in their front pockets...like their keys and have to have smaller guys help them."
friend (quoting 'A Christmas Story'): "I can't put my arms down!!!"
*cue several minutes of me laughing and trying to fall off the bench*
Me (also quoting): "You can put your arms down when you get to school."
*My friend nearly lost her mind. She laughed almost as hard as I did*
Wow...I just typed all that....boredom.
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