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Old 10.30.2008, 05:03 PM   #55
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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
Dear Phoenix,

Who needs sharpies when you have military-grade laser-beams?

What about those amerikkkanskis that have accents that are neither south, west, east or north?

Why do birds suddenly appear?

Yr Pal,

[insert name here]

everyone needs a sharpie. there are at least three in my bag at all times. you know, for the immature urge to draw on anything.

well then for those its like accent jeopardy throughout conversation and hilarity ensues for non americkan listener. what is southern cal!! what is utah!!! I know, what is DALLAS!!!
you know I love yr accent I tell you all the time stop fishing for compliments.

they're always there, sometimes they just have good camo and they surprise you, and you say 'oh, that was sudden! did not see you until now..'

you know.
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