I'd like to thank THE WORLD for taking such a grand interest in my country.
it really makes me feel PROUD to know that despite what THE WORLD says, everybody secretly wishes that they were Amerikkkan. I mean, who really cares who gets elected elsewhere? certainly not me! why should I? I'm Amerikkkan. I piss oil and shit out little countries like the rest of yr's for breakfast.
HAHAHAH! FEEL MY MIGHT, THE WORLD; FEEL IT AND SHIVER IN AWE.
[insert booming laughter here]
now, if you'll please excuse me, it's time for my team of Nubian slaves to service my 10' penis.
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