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You know that chick stinkbomb, the one they called stinkbomb cuz she smelled like a fuckin stinkbomb? well i tried to get in her pants last week. i was all walking up to her on the bus, everyone knew what i was doin, she was eating these onion chips and letting silent farts, and i asked her out and we went to one of those new age movies where there was lots of kissin' and shit and i put my hand down her shirt.. and she said she wanted to fuck me now.. so i bought some rubbers.. and we went to this hotel which had a hole in the wall so the guy could watch.. and we got a free room.. and he started like coughing and shit so i couldn't fuck her cuz stinkbomb fucking freaked dude. but mannnnnnn.. i almost fucked stinkbomb.. and last week in class, she was all farting and shit in english class and this dude yelled out 'why don't you give us a VOWEL movement, stinkbomb?' and it was so funny.. even the teacher was laughing..
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