[atari 2600]

It's no mystery why Brits have such a 'tude 'bout Thanksgiving and so many gripes in general.

In many ways, the Thanksgiving holiday marks American sovereignty almost as much as the Fourth of July.
Taxes are ridiculously high in the United Kingdom. So high, in fact, that Britain is now no longer considered a "free economy."
The weather is particularly foul.
British women, and for that matter, British people, are some of the least attractive in the world.
British males have some of the smallest penises in the world.
British food is dependably bad.