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Originally Posted by Glice
Not a hard-and-fast rule, but I've noticed that the closer you are to London, London-Satellites (Brighton, Oxford and the like) or fake London (I'm looking at you, Melly - Saarf Lahndaahn my eye)
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I burst into tears when I read this. You do realise that I'm as real as Dick van Dyke and Danny Dyer when it comes to real London?
Good lawd, if it's not Such Friends telling me off, it's you. Can I take this dunce cap off now, and stop standing in the corner?