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Old 01.28.2009, 03:26 PM   #37
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Originally Posted by vulva
I end up browsing there mostly r9k these days
i don't have clue what you people are on about so i type "r9k" in the google machine and click on the first link that comes up and here is what i find. Fuck this is deeply philosophical

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tl;dr need help with boner control

All through high school, I was a fat, antisocial fuck. I had a few friends, my weight was never below 230, I always wore lots of black and had long hair that I washed twice a week. Now that I'm in college I've started going to the gym. For the past month or so I've been at the gym almost daily (5 days/week for 2hr/day). My clothing style has changed (polo shirts and plain shorts) and I wear my hair like a normal person. I also have started clumsily developing social skills. My problem here is that I get boners when I get any more than a glance from a girl. Hugs, when they get close, when they touch my arm, etc I pop a righteous stiffy. Fapping only serves to make me hornier (unless I fap like three times in the morning, and then my penis just hurts all day). I don't want to tie my dick down or do anything that could break it. I could get laid, however I'm not at the point yet where I could lay a hottie. How can I go about controlling this boner issue?


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