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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons
Come up behind her, poke her on the shoulder. When she's turning around you take the chloroform soaked rag out of your pocket and put it over her mouth. Drag her to the nearest janitor's closet. Put some duct tape over her limbs and mouth so she won't escape. Once everyone has left, put her in one of those neat trashcans that has wheels on the bottom and wheel her off to your truck. Once at a safe location, knock her over the head with a shovel. Hurry up and do your deeds while the body is still warm. Bury her in your mother's garden, or fix cement galoshes on her and dump her in the ocean. Don't forget to come up with a good alibi.
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That, or just ask what she's doing over the weekend... just go for it.