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Originally Posted by afterthefact
I think it depends on how you plan it. Lets say you know you are about to be in a situation where you are going to have to live on your vomit for a while. You could stock up by eating tons of corn, beans, and other food that seem to go undigested if not properly chewed, and swallow these foods whole. Also, grab some zip-locks bags. Then, when you are at your point of having to vomit to survive, vomit as much as you can. Do not let that finger out of your throat until every last drop is out. You will know you are there if you have a steady 5 minutes of dry heaving with no vomit. Once you have done this, then seperate your foods. One pile for corn, one for beans, etc. Then divide each pile up into small, sustainable portions. Put each portion into a zip-lock bag. Depending on how long the food sat in your system, you may need to label the bags as the food may of become less destiguishable, so maybe bring a sharpie just in case. If done correctly, you could easily live anywhere from 2 weeks to a month on your own vomit.
(Note: I don't suggest vomitting straight into the zip-lock bags. You need to have well planned portions, and as most people vomit, it would be hard to control your spewage in this way.)
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that all reminds me of a story..
one day I eat a big bag of mushrooms, and plan for a good evening. I ate them with BBQ chips and Coca-cola, not the best mix, but certainly not the worst, as even after eating mushrooms perhaps, 300+ occasions, I have NEVER been able to stomach eating them raw..
after finishing the whole bag, and taking a nice top it off bong rip, I suddenly had to puke, and could not stop it, but did manage to catch it in my mouth..
so there I am with a mouth FULL of puked up mushrooms, BBQ chips and coca-cola, a very spicy blend if I do say so myself, and I was standing there for what seemed like an eternity, trying to calculate how to save my mushrooms..
should I puke into a cup and Fear Factor it down? what the fuck could I do?
I decided to swallow it down, it seemed like the only way, and it took THREE GODAWFUL GULPS!
but that was ONE GOOD FUCKING trip that night I swear...
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