Sonic Youth Gossip - View Single Post

Toilet & Bowels · 03.27.2006, 08:06 AM

Q: Why do whistles go "wheeee"?
A: Air blows through them
- Q: What do you wish for?
- A: That your dad was as fun as me!
- Q: Why do Scottish people have ginger hair and pale skin?
A: Because they're evil mutants!
Q: Why does Superman wear his pants outside his trousers?
A: He's a pervert!

Q: Where does Neil Armstrong go on holiday?
A: The London Planetarium!

more of these here:
http://www.bell101.freeserve.co.uk/Man1-Joke.htm

03.27.2006, 08:06 AM	#34
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,324	Q: Why do whistles go "wheeee"? A: Air blows through them Q: What do you wish for? A: That your dad was as fun as me! Q: Why do Scottish people have ginger hair and pale skin? A: Because they're evil mutants! Q: Why does Superman wear his pants outside his trousers? A: He's a pervert! Q: Where does Neil Armstrong go on holiday? A: The London Planetarium! more of these here: http://www.bell101.freeserve.co.uk/Man1-Joke.htm
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|