You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello stranger
You: do you know what there is at the end of the road?
Stranger: how are you ?
You: i'm fine, thanks
You: but do you know what there is at the end of the road?
Stranger: well, i don't know?
You: a stop sign
Stranger:
You: i'm glad i made you laugh
You: my mission is accomplished, stranger
You: or are you a stranger?
Stranger: and i like jokes
You: is it written "Stranger" or "You" on your screen?
Stranger: you in my screen
You: omg
You: then I guess... YOU ARE ME
You: i might be schizophrenic
Stranger:
You: i feel scared
Stranger: well, iäm little bit scare... i think
You: i knew you were going to say this
You: cause you are me
You: that's not scary that's terrific
Stranger: but who's you are then
You: i am the platypus right behind your door
You: (yes there is one, you could check)
You: do you believe me?
Stranger:
Stranger: well, no
You: ah that's too bad
You: cause if you did believe me, i would've got something important to say to you
Stranger: oh, okay
You: and that thing is
You: i'm not 100% ure
You: sure
You: but
Stranger: but?
You: i think there might be a platypus right behind your door
Stranger: are you realy sure?
You: not 100%
You: it might be an axolotl or some kind of exotic animal i dunno
You: but it's strange, to say the least
Stranger: yes it is
You: can you see it?
Stranger: well.... if it is this....
Stranger: .... i know it better my mom
Stranger:
You: (I CAN FEEL THERE'S SOME KIND OF DRAMATIC TENSION GOING ON!! I CAN FEEL IT IS ALL GOING TO END UP IN TEARS!!)
Stranger: mmh, scary
You: i think it might be the end of the road after all
You: because
You: the maya civilization wrote it
You: "in the end there shall be platypuses"
You: i can see a stop sign from my window
Stranger: :O
You: omg i just realized
You: you might be the stop sign
You: or the axolotl-like creature
You: do you have a dna sample? i would like to make sure i'm not getting fooled by an exotic animal
Stranger: yes i have
You: oh, that's fine then
Stranger: you can breathe
You: no i can't
You: cause i'm a stop sign
You: and stop sign have no nose
Stranger: are you?
You: don't they teach stop sign's anatomy at school now? they used to
You: i am
Stranger: meaby you should go and look in mirror?
You: i can't move, cause i have no feet
You: don't they teach stop sign's anatomy at school now? they used to
Stranger: no they don't
You: i'm just there, in front of a computer, all day long
Stranger: and now i think that stop sign have feet
You: modern technology brought synthetic feet to all the most recent stop signs
You: but that's the post-2000 generation
You: i am older (i won't tell you my age, cause you can't ask a stop sign its age), so i don't have those
Stranger: thats sad
You: yeah but most recent stop signs are dumb
You: like
You: look at this one
You:
http://tommcmahon.typepad.com/photos...2/stopsign.gif
You: he got tatoos all over his bodies
You: that's revolting
You: his body*
Stranger:
Stranger: yes thats is revolting
You: and
You: godammnit
You:
http://cache.jalopnik.com/assets/res...gn_chicago.jpg
You: just look at this damn hippie
Stranger: whoah
You: i am a regular one
You: this is me :
http://www.users.qwest.net/~mgmartin...cary%20cat.jpg
Stranger:
Stranger: so.... shy we talk about stop sign?
You: shy?
Stranger: why*
You: oh
You: well
You: because they're at the end of the road, obviously!
Stranger: oh yea