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fuck all you talking-through-movies motherfuckers.
list of ACTUAL things I have loudly exclaimed to talking-through-movies-motherfuckers at the cinema
"NOBODY PAID TO HEAR YOU TALK, FUCKFACE."
"LADY, YOU BETTER SHUT THAT STUPID KID UP NOW."
"YOU ARE NOT AT HOME YOU KNOW."
"NO ONE CARES."
"HEY, DIPSHIT, WE CAN HEAR YOU."
"YOU'VE BEEN TALKING NON-STOP FOR THE PAST 30 MINUTES."
"CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP UNTIL THE MOVIE IS OVER?"
that last one nearly caused a fight until the two teenage guys I was talking to saw me stand up. They shut the fuck up REAL fast.
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