gently slides the heels of his palms over thread's shoulders, feeling for any tense knots. oh my, thread, you ARE worked up. just try and breathe slowly, but not too slow, you don't want to pass out now do you thread? haha.
rolls his palms over the top of thread's shoulders and kneeds his fingers into thread's tense knots. you should take better care of yourself thread, drink more healthy things like carrot juice and milk from the teats of a budding gazelle. yes now sniff some of these vapors.
aww what don't you trust me?
well i can hardly go around giving away all my secrets can I. silly thread.
*whispers* but I like you thread so i'll tell you something i don't tell anyone else. to get the vapor just right the trick is to use real orphans. oh real orphans, yes they do get themselves worked, ah I see you know what i mean. so just breath in these vapors and let me work
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