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"something has to change
undeniable dilemma
i've got hit this golf ball
into the hooooooooole"
"WHY! CAN'T! I NOT BE TIIIIIIIIGER?
WOODS... JUST WANT TO GOLF BETTER, OHHHHHHH!"
"Bending the club on my knee
This hurts a little but it's something I'll get used to.
Golf ball deep across the wooded greens
Don'twanttohittheballinthelake, we'd have to get it together."
"Fuck golf course-anything
Fuck your golf clubs
Fuck your mowed grass
Fuck... [you get the idea.]"
Ah, Maynard.
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