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This morning, my girlfriend and I, wake up side-by-side.
"Wanna wake and bake?" she asks.
"Sure," I respond.
"Alright, well get the gas mask."
"It's in the car."
"Oh well, nevermind...we'll just smoke out of something else," she sympathizes.
"No, it's alright. I already have shorts on."
So I head out to my car, and open the backdoor.
No gas mask bong.
What's worse yet, is that I accidentally left my mp3 player in the car, as well. This is also missing.
Fucking savages. Where's a time machine when you need one?
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