Smileys are the anathema to dry wit. Unless it's self-referential. :P
Even then I hate myself.
Porkie, every time I've been on the south bank I've seen joggers go whacking into the poor tourists. It really gets on my tits. I don't mind people jogging (although I'd rather they chilled out, had a fag and some red meat) but there's a particularly nasty strain of cuntish jogger round those parts.
The ducks must be a welcome relief. Although there are those who say that ducks, or Geese, are likely to take over the world - listen to their quacking. Remind you of anyone?
That's right: Hitler. Or Goebbels.
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Originally Posted by Savage Clone
Last time I was in Chicago I spent an hour in a Nazi submarine with a banjo player.
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