Anthony Burgess was right.
I've just copied and pasted this from some crap facebook group so any misspellings and grammatical errors aren't mine.
London Slang:
WHIP - a mode/form of transport
SICK - a positive expresion which could highlight a desirable event
BRE/BRUV - a brother of the race you belong to
MAN DEM - the male homosapian
ON ROAD - varied translations e.g. sickest bre on road. meaning sickest guy around
LOCK DOWN - an event/person/thing which is considered to be under control/in good hands
BUTTERS - ugly
BUFF - good looking
TONK - Muscular/ fat people
OHHH SHITT - expression showing concurence/happyness/sadness or any other expression desired by the user.
HIT THAT - To do something
BRAPPPP - an expression showing great excitment/ mimiking the actions of the gun community
BARE - alot
THE GAME - everyday life/sport/womenising/anything e.g. your a serious guy in the game....but what is the game....bruv i am the game
BANGING - sick/good or a descpriction an attractive girl
5-0 - the police
YOU KNOW THAT - when an observation has been made and agreed upon.
GIRL DEM - a desired women
BABYLONS/RACK - two features of the female upper body located in the chest region. in context.....check dem babs
TO FEEL IT - to want to do something/ to desire someone....in context..shit, u feel that girl dem.
GAS/RAPS - extremely fast e.g dave is fucking raps, he's a gas man.
YOU BEST RECOGNISE - you better understand what i am saying.
SERIOUS CAT - man on his chirps game; a great white in the sharking game.
CHIRPS - to chat up or flirt with a desired individual.
POTENT/AGG - a descriptive word showing a strong positive feeling/fact. in context........that is absolutely potent/agg.
GASH - a female genital area
SHANK - to knife someone
BANG HIM OUT - to knock someone out
EASY - a common greeting in everyday life in london. in context.....easyyyyy now
WOOD - the male genital sex organ
SPARK - to punch some one
TAP THAT - To have sexual relations with the opposite sex.
BRUCK UP - objects being destroyed. in context.....that shit got bruck up
SKET - undesirable member of the female gender/often diseased and a carrier of viruses
CHI CHI MAN - a homosexual
CLOCKED - to have observed and/or taken note of something
PIECE - male genitalia
SKEEN/SEEN - when an observation has been understood.
LATER - a remark made after seeing something extraordinary
DOUG or DOUGGY - to imply that something is shit or a person is a looser eg, 'that breh was so doug'
CREASE - to find something amusing/to laugh
MERKED - when someone or something is destroyed. In context.......Shit that bre got merked..OR, in sexual context...That girl got merked.
MILITANT - meaning stern, difficult or hard
BATTY - word of a descriptive nature, often used in relation to someone with homosexual tendencies. In context....batty bre...OR, can be used to describe a females' rear end.
COTCH - to relax
YARD - a place of residence
BLUD - a gangster london term for mate
RINSED - an over use of a particular activity/to be mimicked to an extreme level
HOODRAT - a commonly used phrase for a male/female who roam the streets often sporting reebock workouts, hoodies and burberry caps.
BOYD - when someone has been verabally or physically defeated, either through an insult or violent behaviour.
BIG - an emphatic statement of positive approval
ARMS - to possess the power overide any desired individual
WASTEMAN - an all around loser,a sad character, a bad egg, a failure, a burden on society
TOOLED UP - carrying weapons capable of destruction
WASTEGASH - female version of wasteman
CHAPPING - Cold.Often preceeded by "bare"or "pierre"
SHOOK - scared or nervous. e.g "Man got shook" or "Girl got shook"
SECKLE-wait a second
BAIT - when something is obvious
SAFE - either a greeting (e.g. safe blud) or meaning something or someone's positive/ good (e.g. he's bare safe)
LONG - To be complex, time consuming or arduous in nature
MERKALISATION - the process of being destroyed
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