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100% true story from my hometown, involving a guy I know (but no bananas, as far I know):
This guy and his girlfriend went on a little burglary spree, breaking into condos near one of our ski areas. At one of the break-ins, they stole a nice video camera. Well, Ricky in his infinite wisdom, decided it would be fun to have his gf tape him kicking in doors and being Mr. Badass Burglar Dude. Everything was fine until about a week later when Ricky got drunk and beat the crap out of her. Naturally, as soon as the cops arrived and took him into custody and she was out of harm's way, she turned over the tape.
There are a lot of lessons to be learned from that story if you're a budding criminal.
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