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You: are you raging?
You: do you feel like getting on your nerves right now ?
Stranger: hey dude
Stranger: no im not
Stranger: im actually calm
You: that's cool
You: cause i don't like people who are getting on their nerves
You: they get on my nerves
You: and i don't like to get on my nerves
You: so people who are getting on their nerves get on my nerves
You: and i don't like getting on my nerves because of people who are getting on their nerves, they get on my nerves
Stranger: alright dude, i'll be sure to remember that
You: cool then!
You: cause i wouldn't like to get on my nerves.
Stranger: who would
You: i think that needed to be stated.
Stranger: ok ok i get it
Stranger: so whats ur name dude
You: my name's "Le Nerf Optique"
You: quite a shitty name innnit
You: what about you ?
Stranger: nahhh its awesome
Stranger: what all the cool kids are named
You: i dunno, "kevin" or some shit nah?
Stranger: ok im emily
You: nice name
Stranger: thanks dude
You: you're welcome.
You: and when i say you're welcome, i mean it
You: i mean i mean it
You: like, really
Stranger: I BELIEVE U!!!!
Stranger: like really
Stranger: when i say i believe u, i believe u
Stranger: so i believe u
You: that was the most emotional thing i've ever heard in my whole life
You: i'm having shivers right now
You: i like your style
You: we should just
You: SHOUT AT EACH OTHER
Stranger: FINE DUDE!! U WANNA SHOUT! WE'LL SHOUT!!
You: YEAH
You: HELL YEAH
You: I'VE GOT A BRAND NEW MEGAPHONE FOR THAT PURPOISE
You: PURPOSE
You: WHERES THAT I COMING FROM
You: I GET ON MY NERVES
Stranger: DUDE I DONT EVEN NEED A MEGAPHONE
Stranger: I'LL SHOULDA= AT U USING MY VOICE
You: WOAH
You: NOW THATS IMPRESSING
Stranger: OH YEA DUDE
Stranger: I MIGHT LOSE MY VOICE AFTER
Stranger: BUT ITS OK!!!!
You: YEAH NO PROBLEM
You: VOICES ARE NERVOUS
You: ANYWAY
You: I'LL TRY MODULATING MY VOICE
You: LIKE that OH my GOD that's TOO crazy
Stranger: NICE DUDE
Stranger: I LIKE SCREWMING
Stranger: SCREAMING**
You: YEAH
Stranger: BRB DUDE
You: BBQ GIRL
Stranger: OK IM BACK
Stranger: WHAT?
You: I THINK I JUST SAID
You: BARBECUE
You: NOT SURE
You: THOUGH
You: KNOW WHAT I NEED RIGHT NOW?
Stranger: WHATTTT
You: A BARBECUE IS WHAT I NEED
Stranger: WE SHOULD SO HAVE ONE DUDE
You: YEAAH
You: A BARBECUE ON THE MOON
Stranger: I'LL BRING THE GRILL
You: I'LL BRING THE BUFALO
Stranger: YUMMMMM
You: MUUUUY
You: MUCHO
Stranger: SI!!!!
You: JA!!!!!
You: HAVE YOU LOST YOUR VOICE?
You: THAT'S WHAT THE MEGAPHONE WAS FOR!!
Stranger: NO DUDE I HAVEN'T
Stranger: NOT YET
Stranger: *goes in ur ear and screams* HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
You: *goes in the street and screams*
You: *goose in the street, screaming*
Stranger: HUH
Stranger: THAT MADE NO SENSE DUDE
You: WHAT MAKES SENSE
You: NOTHING MAKES SENSE
You: I COULD AS WELL BE AN AXOLOTL OR SOMETHING OMNISCIENT
Stranger: OK DUDEEEEE
Stranger: WHAT EVER U SAYYYYYYY
Stranger: I THINK I LOST MY VOICE
Stranger: I NEED UR MEGAPHONE!!!!
You: YOU WONT HAVE MY MEGAPHONE BUT YOU MIGHT GET ANOTHER ONE INSTEAD IMMA FAXIN YOU ONE MEGAPHONE LIKE RIGHT NOW
You: CHECK YOUR FAX
You: MAKE SURE IT DOESNT REST IN YOUR SPAM FOLDER CAUSE IT COULD
Stranger: WAITTTT
Stranger: I GOT IT DUDE
Stranger: THANKS A LOTTTT
Stranger: ITS PURPLE, HOW'D U KNOW THAT WAS MY FAV COLOR
Stranger:
You: I GUESSED
You: I COULD AS WELL BE AN AXOLOTL OR SOMETHING OMNISCIENT
You: MINE'S GOT ALL THE COLORS
You: PLUS ITS TRANSPARENT
Stranger: WELL I THINK I'LL STICK TO MY PURPLE ONE
Stranger: ITS COOL
You: LOOK INSIDE YOUR MEGAPHONE
You: DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?
Stranger: HUH NO
You: THE VOID IS IN THERE!!!!!!!!!!!
You: A BLACK VORTEX CRASHING INTO EVERYTHING
You: ITS HARMFUL SO YOU SHOULD BE CAREFUL OTHERWISE IT MIGHT MELT WITH YOUR FACE
You: WHICH WOULD BE QUITE AN UNPLEASANT EXPERIENCE I GUESS
Stranger: THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP DUDE
Stranger: I'LL BE CAREFUL
You: GREAT
Stranger: OH DUDE WHAT TIME SHOULD I MEET U
You: EVERYTIME'S THE TIME
You: WE 'VE ALREADY MET
You: I WAS IN YOUR DREAM LAST NIGHT
Stranger: NOOO FOR OUR BBQ
Stranger: REMEMBER
Stranger: UHHH NO U WERENT IN MY DREAM
You: AAAH YEAH THATS IT
You: THATS BECAUSE THAT BBQ WAS A DAMN DREAM THATS WHY
You: I WAS CONFUSED
Stranger: IM CONFUSED NOW
Stranger: WHAAAAATTTTT
Stranger: DUDE UR SO CONFUSING
Stranger: ANYBODY EVER TELL UTHAT
You: NOPE
You: AT LEAST I DONT GET ON YOUR NERVES
Stranger: I GUESS IM THE FIRST
Stranger: UH UH NOBODY GETS ON MY NERVES
Stranger: I DONT LET THEM
You: OBVIOUSLY
You: THAT WOULD HURT BAD
Stranger: UH HUH
Stranger: DUDE I'VE GOTTA GO
Stranger: C YA LATERRRR
You: OKAY C YA
Stranger: OH AND IM GONNA KEEP THE MEGAPHONE
Stranger: BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: NO PROBLEMO
You: BYE BYE
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