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You: bukkake
You: bukkake
You: will you bukkake me
You: please
You: bukkake
You: bukkake
You: right now
You: please
Stranger: yeah sure but il have to call round a few mates
You: okay
You: call them
You: i want bukkake
You: rain of jizz
Stranger: wait there a sec..
You: no i can't wait
You: my boner is throbbing
You: need bukkake
Stranger: what numbers are you comfortable with
Stranger: 10
Stranger: 50
Stranger: 100
Stranger: ?
You: as high as you can make it
You: my dream is to be bukkaked by the entire planet
Stranger: lol
You: we shall know peace when we know bukkake
You: the world will be one giant globule of sperm
You: glory glory
Stranger: well drown in sperm!
You: you called them mates yet?
Stranger: aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: no, just me
You: everybody else will be too busy aiming for my face
Stranger: well b in boats then ready for the flood like noah?
You: yeah
You: they didn't mean REAL animals
Stranger: meataphor
You: and they can't count, what's this about two by two?
Stranger: thats how many there was
You: i see what you did there
You: anyway
You: bukkake
You: where is it
You: i want the goods
You: bring it man
Stranger: wait hold every one cant make it
Stranger: i have an idea
You: dammit
You: i don't care
Stranger: no its good
You: someone, anyone
You: my dick is going to fall the fuck off mang
Stranger: this is rite....
You: come on
You: help a bro out
You: and come on
You: me
Stranger: wank off and just when come fire it up into the air run underneath it and let it land on your head
Stranger: prefect
Stranger: solo buakkake
Stranger: im on to something here i tink
You: sounds good
You: but gravity don't play that game here in CHINA
You: did i say china? i meant australia
Stranger: well
You: i don't even know where i am with this giant dizzying prick
You: well
You: i have to go
Stranger: stick some metal to it use it as a compass
You: i'm dying of dicksaustion.
You: bye, love
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