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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ALLO!
Stranger: G'day
You: OH IS IT!
Stranger: yeah can't complain
You: COOL!
You: COULD YOU PLEASE HELP ME
Stranger: I can try my best
You: I CANT FIND THE CAPS LOCK KEY OF MY KEYBOARD
You: WHICH IS KIND OF A BUMMER INDEED
Stranger: it's on the left
You: AINT NOTHING ON THE LEF
You: T
Stranger: HOW CAN THIS BEEEE!?
You: FUCKING BEE!
You: I HATE BEES!
Stranger: FUCKERS
You: HOW CAN THIS BEE DO SO MANY THING FOR FUCKS SAKE
Stranger: There's lots of them
You: THIS MUTHAFUCKIN BEE ATE MY FUCKING CAPS LOCK KEY
You: INDEED INDEED
You: BUT THAT ONE ATE THE FUCKING KEY
You: I WANT MY
Stranger: haha you're funny
You: LOWERCASE
You: THANKS BUT THAT IS NOT INTENTIONAL
Stranger: you can still press the bit where the caps lock key was
You: THERES NO MORE BIT
You: THERES NOT EVEN ONE KEYBOARD LEFT!! SHE ATE THE FUCKING KEYBOARD!!
You: SHE WILL FUCKING PAY
Stranger: how are you typing the other letters then?
You: WELL...
You: I THINK I CAN TELL YOU...
You: I AM OMNISCIENT
You: I AM NOT TYPING THE LETTERS
You: I AM LETTING MY MIND FLOWING
You: AND MAKING YOU THINK I AM TYPING THE LETTERS
Stranger: you are a clever one
You: BUT YOU ARE ACTUALLY TYPING THE LETTERS
You: AND YOU DONRT KNOW WHERE THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS
You: I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT: IT'S ON THE LEFT!
Stranger: I don't care about Caps Lock anymore
You: YEAH BUT THATS THE YOU PART OF YOU
You: THE STRANGER PART OF YOU IS OBSESSED WITH IT
Stranger: I will have to accept tit
You: THE STRANGER PART OF YOU CANT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE
You: YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT TITS?
Stranger: often, not always to my liking
You: STRANGE!
You: (ahah! it's a trap)
Stranger: sometimes they are flabby
You: SOMETIMES THEY ARE SHABBY
Stranger: I prefer the slightly smaller kind that don't have to fight the laws of gravity so much
You: LOL I KNOW!!! I ONCE KNEW A GIRL WHO HAD TO WEAR A ZERO GRAVITY SUIT
You: CRAZY GAL SHE WAS
Stranger: JAYZUZ!!!
You: INDEED !
Stranger: is that a NASA one?
You: NO NASAL
You: MAMMARY
Stranger: CONFUZZLED
You: INDEED !
Stranger: well are you having a fine evening?
You: INDEED!
You: MY MIND
You: FLOWS!!
You: I FEEL...
You: SUPERPOWER!!
You: AND FIRE!!!!
You: BUT THE FUCKIN BEE IS STILL THERE
You: CHOKING ON MY FUCKING KEYBOARD
Stranger: You are a force
You: BRUTE!
Stranger: I sense muscles like Popeye
You: YEAH
You: AND SPINACH TOO
Stranger: and olive oil?
You: INDEED INDEED!!
Stranger: that you rub into you loin?
You: AH YES YES
Stranger: wow, what a pleasure
You: THATS DISGUSTING
Stranger: try it
You: EEK
You: IM NOT POPEYE THOUGH
Stranger: who are you?
You: IVE ALREADY TOLD YOU
You: I AM OMNISCIENT
Stranger: so you could tell me the answer to anything?
You: YES.
Stranger: even something that hasn't happened yet, in the future like?
You: YES
Stranger: alright, I'd like to know how many poos I will have next week?
You: ZERO
Stranger: WHAY!
You: THOU SHALL DIE OF INFLUENZA TOMORROW
Stranger: of the swine variety?
You: YES!
Stranger: my fav!
You: AH COOL COOL
Stranger: oh boy...
You: WHAT
Stranger: what a way to go
You: INDEED
You: WITHOUT HAVING A POO
Stranger: I suppose I should make the most of my time left
Stranger: and go for a few poos tonight
You: IT'S UP TO YOU LOL!
Stranger: and maybe have a bit of rumpy pumpy
You: RUMPY PUMPY JUMPY HIPPY
Stranger: with a swan?
You: ZOOPHILE?
Stranger: I believe so
You: AH COOL COL
You: CVOOL
You: COOL!
Stranger: Oh, you know COOL COL?
You: YEAH
Stranger: he's a good mate
You: YEAH
You: I PREFER HIS BROTHER HOOT HOT
Stranger: those guns aint toys
You: THOSE AINT TOYGUNS§§§§
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: I don't know what you mean
Stranger: but it made me LOL
You: LOL!
Stranger: I like to LOL
You: LOL I KNOW!! ME TOO INDEED
Stranger: sometimes I let out a bit o wee
Stranger: fuck man what are we like?
Stranger: LOL
You: LOL!!
You: I DONT KNOW!!
Stranger: LOL!!!!!!
You: MAYBE LIKE POPEYE LOL
Stranger: I never saw popeye LOL
You: NEITHER DID I! LOL
Stranger: what are you wearing?
You: POPEYE! LOL
You: NAH JUST KIDDIN
Stranger: on your pee hole?
You: EEK!
You: IM WEARING A SHIRT! WHAT ABOUT YOU!!
Stranger: nah, what are you really wearing?
Stranger: I'm wearing a shorts
Stranger: and a socks
Stranger: the essentials
You: YOU LOOK LIKE A DAMN COOL FELLAH
Stranger: it's kind of you to say
Stranger: I like the stripes on your shirt
You: THANKS! EXCEPT THERE'S NO STRIPES!!
Stranger: what are those lines then?
You: THERE S NO LINE!! I AM JUST LETTING MY MIND FLOWING AND MAKING YOU THINK THERE ARE LINES!
Stranger: that old chest nut
You: INDEED
You: PLAIN CHAFF MAYHEM!
Stranger: what are you going to do next?
You: HMM I DONT KNOW
Stranger: after we have completed our converse?
You: I THINK I SHALL DIE OF INFLUENZA SOON
Stranger: before me?
You: NAH
You: WE SHALL DIE
You: TOGETHER
You: IN THE SUN!
Stranger: ah that's ok
You: YEAH
You: AND YOU KNOW WHY IS THAT
You: ?
Stranger: SUN GODS
Stranger: because we will have nothing left?
You: LOL!
You: NO
You: THAT IS BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE ONE DAMN GOOD FELLAH!
Stranger: because the shops are shut?
You: (THAT MUTHAFUCKIN BEE STILL IS CHOKING ON MINE KEYBOARD!!)
Stranger: That bee is will be the death of your gadgets
You: WOW!
You: IM AMAZED
You: MY GADGETS HAVE POWER MY GADGETS HAVE POWER
Stranger: by the way I love you?
You: YEAH
You: GO GO GADGET AU POING
Stranger: wow you speak french
You: I DO!
Stranger: I am from French
You: VRAIMENT?
Stranger: Dawn?
You: ?!
Stranger: the womb of Dawn
You: THE DOMB OF WAWN
Stranger: the womb of Dawn French you French Fancy
You: WE DOMB FOR THAWN
Stranger: vrai ou faux?
You: MODE WMB FORWATHN
You: MOYEN
Stranger: oui
You: EHEH!
Stranger: oui oui
Stranger: allo allo
You: EST-CE UN PARADYGME DE L'IMPOSSIBLE
You: OU UNE ALLEGORIE DU NEANT
Stranger: no entiendo
You: ¿HABLAS ESPAÑOL?
Stranger: si
You: ¡AH COOL COOL!
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: ¿De dónde eres?
You: ¡FRANCIA! ¿Y TU?
Stranger: Quito
You: ECUADOR?
Stranger: nein, Alemania
You: I DONT SPEAK GERMAN!!
Stranger: nicht?
You: I WILL AFTER THIS FANTASTIC SUMMER THOUGH!!
Stranger: where are you going?
You: NOWHERE!!
You: BUT I WILL LEARN GERMAN!
Stranger: bUH
You: AND THAT INVIGORATES ME A LOT!
Stranger: ¿Que?
You: YEAAAAAAAAAH
You: REVIGORATO REVIGORATO
You: REGALAME CON REGALOS!!!
Stranger: guapo
You: TORTA
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: TORTA!!! moi>
You: LOL I KNOW!!
Stranger: nein
Stranger: Cristiano
You: AH COOL COOL!
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: my name is Cristiano
Stranger: y tu?
You: AURELIEN!
You: YOU REALLY LOOK LIKE A DAMN GOOD FELLAH!
Stranger: Tansk
You: TANKS!
You: SUPER TANKERS!
You: NUKE SANK, ER!
Stranger: Aurélien Bouche-Pillon?
You: NON
You: LOL
You: WHO DO YOU THINK I AM?
Stranger: pourquoi?
You: LIKE... AURELIEN BOUCHE PILLON?
You: WHY IS THAT POURQUOI
Stranger: I thought you were maybe Aurélien Bouche-Pillon?
You: IM NOT§
Stranger: who are you then?
You: I AM THE ONLY ONE
You: AAAAAAAAAAH
Stranger: Chesney?
You: NOPE
Stranger: chesney hawkes?
You: NOPE
Stranger: tell me tell me
Stranger: my real name is Mohin
You: MY REAL NAME IS POPEYE
You: LOL NAH KIDDIN
Stranger: ...
You: I FEEL LIKE PHILOSOPHICAL
Stranger: yeah well enough with that
You: WHAT?
Stranger: you heard
You: NAH I DIDNT
You: I SAW
Stranger: I want you to hear
Stranger: HEAR MY WORDS
You: YOU NEED TO LET YOUR MIND FLOW!!
Stranger: but in your head
You: IM HEARING VOICES
You: TERRIFIC
You: NO NO
Stranger: LET YOUR LOVE FLOW
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