Quote:
Originally Posted by demonrail666
I had a conversation with a Mancunian once, during which it was explained to me at great length the superiority of Manchester buses over London ones. I came away unconvinced but entertained, as generally tends to happen when I have conversations with Mancunians.
|
I've had that very same conversation. I also like the one where you're sat there eating really shit chips - and I do mean appalling chips - and you get "see, you southern lot can't make decent chips like this". And the thing is, somewhere like Hull, York or Sheffield - they
totally own the South on the chip-making front, but Mancs are just useless fuckers.
Has anyone ever had chips from Hull? Hull is fucking awesome. They've got wrong-coloured phoneboxes. They're the
only city in Great Britain with non-red phoneboxes.
That's how to be an awesome city. You can produce as many Smiths and Oasises as you like, chips and interesting telephone boxes are the way forward.