This all goes back to my profile of the modern chick - 'complex,' 'quirkily disturbed,' fiercely independent yet pitifully helpless, artfully distant -
BULLSHIT.
Toilet & Bowels is right. If she's gonna put you through all that before she even puts out, then you're better off hiring a professional, with no baggage.
And YOU, young man -
To dole out sympathy to her, when she's crying on your shoulder over the guy she CHEATED on you with?
No offense, but have some self-respect, and kick that two-timing ho to the curb. You don't even know where she's BEEN.
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