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i don't like most "waitpersons". they are mostly actors-- a particularly repugnant type of human being. fuck them and their sniveling ways. if they fuck with me i never get pissed off though-- i simply leave a nickel as a big "fuck you".

of course, good service deserves to be paid. but this is a strict business transaction. i used to be a waiter once and i sucked-- i fucking frowned at people... a lot. i don't have the temperament to make a good servant.

however-- i love a good solid working-class waitresses without pretentions, the kind who work at 2am in diners and say "here is you pie, hon" and carry a little rag on their apron. love them.

i always tip a bartender well, starting with the first order of drinks-- this guarantees fast service and fat servings of liquor. it is definitely a bribe. i have no love for those cokehead bastards.

as for tipping someone 4G's, maybe if they give me the best blowjob in the universe, after a mind-melting lapdance... maybe. ok, yes.