Ugh. Text adventures.
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>s
[I just came from the north. What do you mean there's no south exit?]
>n
>e
>w
[What the hell?]
>x cuboard
>oops cupboard
[What?!]
>x cupboard
>x cupboard
>x fucking cupboard
>x cupboard
[Bullshit! I know there's something in there.]
>break cupboard
>use sword on cupboard
[Fuck!]
>kill self
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