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I have lots:
1. I got a water bottle thrown at my chest by the lead singer of Sunburned Hand of the Man. Everyone looked at me wondering what I would do, and I just deadpanned it.
2. i got drunk at a concert that I took a girl I liked. I went outside and threw up and pretended like nothing happened. Then (the band playing was fucking crazy) this guy picked me up in the pit and carried me to the other end of the venue. It was terrible. On the way out, the girl stepped in my vomit and didn't notice.
3. At a GWAR show, a girl asked me to pick her up. I misunderstood and thought she wanted me to push her forward, which I did. Then she explained what she meant. It took me forever to figure out how to get her above the crowd. The second I did, she fell right on her head.
4. Costas ran into the crowd while he was covered with his own shit and vomit. I was too fucked up to move and he slathered me with it
5. I threw up at a Malkmus show right in front of Stevie right when he finished. I met him moments after telling him how much I enjoyed the show with total barf breath.
There are many more. Most of them involve vomit. Glad I can handle my liquor better these days.
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