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Originally Posted by artsygrrl
Q: What were Michael Jackson's last words?
A: Take me to the Children's Hospital.
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Originally Posted by Sonic Youth 37
he choked on a 9-year old weiner
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Originally Posted by deflinus
when the big hand touches the little hand
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Originally Posted by Shifty Prophet
Whats the difference between michael jackson and shopping bags?
Nothing. They're both white, plastic and dangerous to small children.
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ha ah ah haaa
these were my favorite ones so far
sorry i can't contribute, i dont know any MJ's jokes (except for the ones i've just read here)