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i held a cat hostage once.... he didnt pay, so i made him eat his left over catfood. i dint open the tin... he didnt appreciate it. he threw the tin at me and called me a wanker so i shot him in the face.... right in the face..... he called me a wanker again so i put him outside in the rain, face up with one of those animal collars that look like a lampshade.. it was raining heavy so it filled up quite quickly.. he didnt drown, he drank the rain...he was a clever cat!
he died about 3 hours ago....... from boredom....he was listening to the fleet foxes album on repeat....i made him do it.......
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