Links are obviously NSFW for the most part
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hey
Stranger: hey... i'm looking for female 25+ ???
You:
http://i30.tinypic.com/91dz15.png
You: that's me
Stranger: you are kidding ?
You: nope
You: you like?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: wonderful ass
You: my ex boyfriend took that pic
You: then he cheated on me
You: kinda just looking for some fun now
Stranger: he's stupid
Stranger: how od are u?
You: 24
You: too young?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'm 22
Stranger: =)
You: you said you were looking for 25+ though
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i like older women
You: but you'll settle for my age?
Stranger: yes
You: =)
Stranger: i dated with older women most times
You: awesome
Stranger: where from?
You: toronto
Stranger: ok
Stranger: do u have msn or yahoo ?
You: no =(
Stranger: ok
You: don't use computers much
Stranger: do u have another pics ?
You: you haven't even shown me one of you yet
You: :P
Stranger: do u want to see my cock?
You: maybe.... ;P
Stranger:
http://img228.imageshack.us/i/mybigdick.jpg/
You: why is the file called mybigdick? it not that big, and really thin =\
Stranger: you don't like my dick ?
You: not really, I mean I think a dildo would be better =(
Stranger: is it small ?
Stranger: i thought i had a big one
You: well average size, but it's so thin
You: it's like a rail or something
Stranger: =(
You: sorry, I don't mean to be mean or anything... but it just seems like that'd be more uncomfortable than anything else
You: =(
You: making me lose my state of arousal
You: maybe you have a beautiful face to make up for it?
You: help me out, I'm losing all arousal =(
Stranger: first u show your face photo
Stranger: i need to make some resaerchs on my pc
Stranger: to find
Stranger: my face photo
Stranger: ok?
You: kk, lemme grab a pic of my face. I don't have any naked ones though with my face, is that okay?
Stranger: okay
You: here's a cute one
http://i28.tinypic.com/1zcha9l.gif
You: or not? I guess you think I'm ugly =(
Stranger: noooo
Stranger: you are not ugly
Stranger: you are very nice =)
You: oh, thanks =)
You: can I see your handsome face now?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: wait i'll upload it
You: kk
Stranger:
http://img188.imageshack.us/i/galdor.jpg/
You: oh wow, old pic?
Stranger: you doN't like my face though
Stranger: =(
Stranger: before 2-3 years
Stranger: i doN't remember
You: you're a very sweet guy =)
Stranger: really ?
You: I think this might be the wrong venue for you to meet women
You: maybe you should try World Of Warcraft?
You: there you can look like anything!
Stranger: what do u mean ?
Stranger: i doN't understand
Stranger: sorry
You: it's just that your face and body don't match how sweet and beautiful of a man you are
You: maybe you'll grow in to your face?
Stranger: so you don't like me or do ?
You: no =( you're very kind but your face isn't so kind. and your wire cock doesn't help either =( try world of warcraft! There are even characters on there that look like you! ^_^ They're called orcs, you'd like them =)
Stranger: you broke my heart
Stranger: i'm an ugly man
Stranger: what can i do for this
Stranger: i can't change my face
Stranger: or appearance
You: but you have inner beauty! just hide what you look like to the world, and communicate through other appearances like in games or on forums
You: don't let your bad looks hold back the beautiful man inside
Stranger: i will never find a beautiful girl
You: you won't
You: but it's okay
You: maybe you can find an ugly girl who understands your pain =)
You: and you can get married!
Stranger: why you are so cruel ?
You: I'm trying to help you overcome your physical drawback
You: focus on your personality
You: maybe you can win a girl over if you hide your face from her for a few months <3
Stranger: give me a point for my apeearance between 1-10
You: 2.4/10
You: could be worse
You: there's still hope for you
You: just not much =(
Stranger: where are u from?
You: I'm from LA
You: you?
Stranger: denmark
You: hmmm
You: maybe try moving to somewhere in the US like Texas. Many ugly men there
You: you'll seem more handsome
You: I've seen a lot of hot Danish men, though. You don't stand a chance =(
Stranger: why are u doing this ?
You: to help you
Stranger: you broke my heart and go on do this
You: try World Of Warcraft, it helped my ugly friend feel like he mattered in some way
You: it might help you!
Stranger: i'm not handsome
Stranger: but
Stranger: i'm not so ugly
You: no, you are
You: don't fight it
Stranger: you are talking like i'm a alien
You: overcome it
You: your ears make you look like one to be honest
You: =(
Stranger: what type of guys do u like ?
Stranger: can u show a pic of your ex ?
You: sure, one sec
Stranger: k
You: this was him performing at his cafe
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y92.../ryanlive2.jpg
You: he may have been an asshole at times, but fuck he was good looking
You: amazing musician too
You: <3
Stranger: yes right
Stranger: can i see your other pic ?
Stranger: your sey pic ?
Stranger: sexy*
You:
http://i30.tinypic.com/91dz15.png this one?
Stranger: i saw it
Stranger: another one ?
You: I don't have any other sexy ones =(
Stranger: normal one ?
You: sure one sec. I don't keep pics of myself on hand, I'll search my hard disk
Stranger: ok
You:
http://i25.tinypic.com/29ngu1i.gif
You: look dear, I have to go soon. I have a date coming by and I need to freshen up
You: please don't let your looks get you down
You: you'll find another ugly person who's your soulmate, I know it
You: are you there? I have to leave in 5 minutes, I don't want to end on silence
You: I want to make sure you're okay
Stranger: i'm okay
You: well, like I said. find other ways to meet girls
You: ones that don't involve your face/body and you'll be fine
You: have a good night, and wish me luck on my date. I hear this guy's cock is thick like a popcan. Hope I can go all the way with him. Goodnight dear <3
Stranger: ok
Stranger: bye
You: later Orc man =)
Stranger: =(
Stranger: send me another normal pic before u go
Stranger: plz
Stranger: ok?
You: I'm getting really weirded out by you asking for these pictures =(
Stranger: last favor for me ok?
You: I'm sorry, that's just too weird for me
You: I feel like you're beating off to them while crying
You: and that's terrifying for me
You: goodbye
Stranger: =( goodbye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.