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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: i need a piece of advice
Stranger: sure
You: what's the best way to clean up some blood on the ground ? there's a ton of blood there and it looks terrible :/
Stranger: You're kidding, right?
You: i'm not
You: i just cut out my finger
Stranger: Ow.
You: i'm willing to stick it back but i won't get it in the middle of all that blood
Stranger: I'm not quite sure how to help you, but best of luck. Try asking someone else, or go to answers.yahoo.com
You: my keyboard begins to feel bloody too :/
Stranger: Or, quit fucking around on your parents' computer and go get a job.
You: man i can't get a job with a finger missing
You: oh nevermind
You: i found a solution
Stranger: Thing is, though, your finger's fine.
You: i'll use my cat as a floorcloth
You: laters
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