This one was fun.
You: you're not going to be weird are you
Stranger: hello
Stranger: weird?
Stranger: why?
You: the last person asked me to put my dick in their pussy
You: and i was like
You: no
You: i don't even have one
You: and then they left
Stranger: ah ok
You: and i felt bad
Stranger: i see
Stranger: but if i ask you to do the opposite then ?
Stranger: nah dont worry
You: whoaaaa
You: this internet thing is scary
Stranger: lol
Stranger: nah im not that scary
Stranger: im actually normal
Stranger: perfectly normal
You: sure sure
Stranger: lol
Stranger: iam
Stranger: ask my friends
Stranger: who are you then?
You: i don't know any of them
You: i am abby
You: who are you
Stranger: Enrique
Stranger: Nice to talk with you Abby.
Stranger: where you from?
You: england!
Stranger: What are you doing up at this time??
You: i can't sleep
You: why, where are you?
Stranger: im at Sweden
Stranger: cant sleep either
You:
Stranger: and i have to be up in 4hrs
Stranger: makes it much worse
You: oh what a shame
You: i can stay in bed all day long
Stranger: you are lucky then
You: well
You: i lost my job so i don't have anything else to do
You: no money
You: so its kind of depressing really
Stranger: nah really?
Stranger: im depressed too
Stranger: how old are you then?
You: 17
Stranger: dont you study then?
You: i just finished going to community college
You: i had a part time job and i was hoping to keep it for the summer
You: but then the restaurant went out of business
Stranger: i see
You: yep
Stranger: poor you
You: i know
You: haha
Stranger: why are you here then?
Stranger: on this sketchy site?
You: its funny sometimes
You: other time its just creepy
You: but oh well
You: you said you are depressed, why are you depressed?
Stranger: im worrying about my future
Stranger: thats about it
Stranger: and that this world is full of pricks
You: oh i worry about that too, like what if i never find a new job?
You: also yeah it is sometimes
You: there are nice people too though
Stranger: but you are 17 !
Stranger: you have a future
You: well how old are you
Stranger: not too many nice people, its rare to find them
Stranger: im 20
You: you just have 3 years less of a future than i do
You: most people can be nice if you give them the opportunity to show it
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ive had trust me
Stranger: if you only knew
You: maybe you are going to the wrong places to meet people
You: like omegle
Stranger: thats what ive just realised ive done
Stranger: no not omegle
You: haha
Stranger: i used to live in england actually
Stranger: when i was in your age
You: oh where in england
Stranger: london
Stranger: any into football?
You: :/
You: not really
Stranger: ok
You: sorry
You: did you want to talk about football
Stranger: no
Stranger: i just asked
You: oh okay
Stranger: got a boyfriend then?
You: nope
You: not really interested
Stranger: in guys?
You: well, no, i mean i just don't really care about dating or anything like that
You: everyone else is doing it and it just causes them problems
Stranger: aha, what do you do instead?
You: well i went to college, since summer started i've been a bit bored
You: i just hang out with my friends, listen to music, read, stuff like that
Stranger: ah ok
Stranger: got bebo then?
You: nope
Stranger: would it be rude to ask you for a photo then ? =/
You: haha its a little weird but
You: if you show me one
You: i will show you one
Stranger: send me one then please!
Stranger: i beg you miss
You: well can i see a picture of you too?
Stranger: yes ofc
Stranger: but i asked you first
You: okayyy
You: let me find one
You: its so hard to find one where i don't look retarded
Stranger: lol
Stranger: never mind
Stranger: im a stranger
You:
http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-...18885_3045.jpg i suppose this one is okay
You: if you tilt your head
Stranger: ok let me watch
Stranger: haha i would have banged you
Stranger: but is it you then?
You: well, i wouldn't have let you
You: duh
Stranger: anyway have to go to bed now but
resurso@hotmail.com
Stranger: if you wanna stay in touch
Stranger: ?
You: nope
Stranger: lol
Stranger: no
Stranger: thats ok
You: you're far too creepy
Stranger: creepy???
Stranger: what the hell
You: yeah, extremely
Stranger: how comes?
You: you said so many inappropriate things!
Stranger: i was kidding about that banging thing
You: sure sure
You: that was the worst
You: just go
Stranger: lol
Stranger: tell me then so i can learn
Stranger: what was the other one?
You: no, i'd rather you just suffer
You: cruising the internet for girls
You: you make me sick
Stranger: lol
Stranger: im not cruising for girls
Stranger: i was asking for a friend
Stranger: chill
You: whatever
Stranger: anyway
You: friends don't bang eachother
You: go away
Stranger: chill! joke its called
You: back to sweden
You: and out of my life
Stranger: =)
You: thats not going to work
Stranger: what made you so upset just now?
You: just go
Stranger: ok anyway sleep well =)
Stranger: and have a nice one!
You: i'll be having nightmares of swedish rapists!
Stranger: lol
You: have a good life, bye
Stranger: Behave for fuck sake.
You: sort out your attitudes towards women
You: misogynistic fuck
Stranger: what attitude?
You: your fucking assumption that they want to sleep with you
You: after some sweet talk
Stranger: i have female friends that can joke like that
Stranger: no problem
You: they're all sluts then
Stranger: then you are the one with an attitude
You: swedish women are notorious for being massive slags
You: and you're just weird
Stranger: lol
You: so fuck off out of my computer monitor
You: and take your tiny dick with you
Stranger: yes swedish women are slags
Stranger: =)
You: go and fuck some then
You: and stay out of england
Stranger: i will =)
Stranger: english girls likes it too
Stranger: dont worry
You: yeah sure
Stranger: yep
You: go build some ikea furniture
You: and have blonde hair
You: and other swedish bullshit
Your conversational partner has disconnected.